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We Didn’t Come to Hell for the Croissants review

“Weird and constantly surprising”
ReviewsJan 20, 202318:20 by Anya RyanRiverside Studios, London
Jemma Kahn in We Didn’t Come to Hell for the Croissants at Riverside Studios, London. Photo: Dean Hutton
Jemma Kahn in We Didn’t Come to Hell for the Croissants at Riverside Studios, London. Photo: Dean Hutton
South African theatremaker Jemma Kahn performs her seductive, slightly giddying monologue of outrageous stories like a well-oiled machine

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