The curse of the Scottish Play strikes again.
Meanwhile, Tabard was amused to read of similarly mysterious goings on at another playhouse.
But, if those are a little strange, frankly they’re not a patch on Tabard’s final tit-bit for the week.
Oh, for comic timing. Not that blissful alchemical process by which some actors use intuition, rhythm and stardust to rib-tickling effect. I’m referring here to the good luck of all involved in a radio comedy drama to tap into a zeitgeist which hasn’t vanished down the plug hole by the time it goes to air.
Hats off to any drama that starts with the death of Mother Theresa of Calcutta and climaxes with a bloodbath in a gay sauna, even if everything that occurs in between is completely bonkers.
Meanwhile, down at the Royal Opera House, there are truly sensational goings on. Staff and performers there have got together to pose for a nudie calendar in order to raise money for Macmillan Cancer Support.
While we’re on the subject of Italians - Tabard was a little shocked this week to hear Silvio Berlusconi describe Barack Obama as “young, handsome and tanned”.
Tabard was pleased to find out this week that reports of Sir Norman Wisdom’s death have been grossly exaggerated. Apparently, there was a call to The Stage’s news hounds last week asking if they had heard about the fact that the legendary comedian had died. They admitted that they hadn’t, but would look into it.
Apart from an unhappy childhood, the other spur to success as an entertainer is to have, as Little Richard did, 11 siblings.
“I got spat at last week. Well, you don’t expect it in Chatham, that’s Margate behaviour.”
Everyone’s favourite puppet got to meet his older self this week, when Richard Cadell - the owner of the current incarnation of Sooty - took his furry little friend to an auction in Derby, where he successfully bid for one of the bears from the original series.
And, from final stands to first stands, Tabard would like to congratulate The Stage’s resident quiz master Graham Aveling on his debut appearance at the Borders store in Brighton, where he hosted the inaugural Stage Theatre Quiz.
From bears on hands to racoons on heads, Tabard expects delegates at the forthcoming TMA Winter Conference to be turning up in their finest coonskin hats.
I’ve felt queasy several times recently when listening to the radio and I wasn’t even tuned into Radio 2 at the time. Oddly though, the play which featured an amputated, cancer-ravaged head bobbing around in a specimen jar - a fate which some commentators would have visited upon Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross - left me feeling uplifted.
E4 served up some serious Halloween wish fulfilment by sending an army of rabid zombies off to the Big Brother House, where they feasted on the show’s bovine audience, production team, housemates real and fictional, and even presenter Davina McCall.
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