Update on uncomfortable venues and arts funding
I know this column sometimes puts the cat amongst the pigeons. But pigeons don’t usually get killed by the cat – they only get their feathers ruffled a bit. Just the other day I blogged here about my resolution not to grace Trafalgar Studios 2 with my presence anymore, and already I’ve had one anxious producer, who has a show going in there next month, begging me to change my mind.
But if my word is going to mean anything, I can’t. The venue charges its producers enough by way of rental, and it really should be up to operators ATG to turn this hellhole into something more comfortable. At the moment, it is selling fringe values at West End prices. When you go to the White Bear, for instance, you expect a level of rough-and-ready discomfort – it’s part of the experience. But at the Trafalgar Studios, there’s an opportunity to create something better. Instead, it’s the cheapest looking, most uncomfortable venue in town, with some of the worst sightlines.
In another note regarding this blog, it has been pointed out to me by an arts council official that, far from proving that there is another way to subsidy, the special Critics’ Circle Theatre Award to Shakespeare’s Globe that I blogged about yesterday was also partly facilitated by subsidy, with the Globe to Globe festival being part of the Cultural Olympiad. I am happy to set the record straight.
Getting personal in reviews, and plays that reflect a personal thing
I also wrote yesterday how, while a personal note may occasionally make it’s way into a review if it adds context, I reserve personal revelations for this blog. Regular readers will know of my own recent hip replacement surgery (not helped, of course, by those seats at Trafalgar 2 that have made me so grumpy!) and although the surgery was a huge success, I’m not out of pain yet.
While the operated hip is now entirely fine, the discomfort seems to have shifted to the other, non-operated side, as I’ve over-compensated and made that side carry too much of my weight instead. (There’s also the small matter of carrying too much weight, too: as I’ve not been able to go the gym for the last 9 months, I’ve managed to bring back some of the weight I’d previously lost, but am working to shed it again!)
So it was, with no little sense of wonder, that as I was trying to get up the other day at the Critics’ Circle Theatre Awards, I found that the person offering me a helping arm to rest against was Blanche Marvin! Blanche turned 88 yesterday and today we’re celebrating with a birthday lunch in her honour.
Plays sometimes strike deeply personal chords, too. There’s a wonderful moment in Alan Bennett’s People that still has me chortling with recognition when I think about it. Frances de la Tour’s character confesses that she once fell behind in her reading of the daily papers – and is still trying to catch up, hence the mounds of old papers in a room. My flat is sometimes like that, too. When I shared that thought with Nick Hytner, who directed People, he commented, “We are all Frankie de la Tour in one way or another.”
Supporting new musical talent
Next Thursday the Arts Foundation, which exists to help artists and celebrate the existence of art, is to make its annual Arts Foundation Awards that give direct financial support to emerging individual artists of £10,000 to help them to continue working in their field. To declare an interest, this year I played a small personal role in the process, nominating a possible candidate for the composition for musicals award.
A judging panel that comprised Stratford East’s Kerry Michael, Nick Allott (managing director of Cameron Mackintosh Ltd) and Carol Metcalfe (founder of the Bridewell) then drew up a shortlist from the longlist of nominated artists, and I’m glad to say that my nominee is on the final list that comprises Pippa Cleary, Gwyneth Herbert, Dougal Irvine and Christella Litras.
I have to admit that Litras is a new name even to me, but it is striking just how much good young talent is around. As a member of the board of Mercury Musical Developments, I am actively involved in promoting and facilitating that talent already, but as a critic I also try to support and review the work as much as I can. So it was dispiriting that, as a judge for the Offies (the OffWestEnd.com awards), we were unable to draw up a shortlist of possible candidates for the Best New Musical category at all, but had to declare an outright winner for the only show that was worthy of the prize instead (Howard Goodall’s A Winter’s Tale, which received its professional premiere at the Landor).
I am also regularly approached by budding writers for support and advice, and try to give it whenever I can. I can’t, of course, wave a magic wand and get shows produced, or indeed offer unconditional critical support for them when they are, but at least I’m listening. The Arts Foundation awards prove that others are listening, too.
Will the death of the High Street affect theatres?
The progressive collapse of the high street that has been accelerated in the last week by the fate of Jessops, HMV and Blockbuster means that the communal shopping experience is fast evaporating. Of course things are cheaper online, where the retailers don’t have to pay rents or rates (or in many cases, British taxes). And its more convenient, too – you don’t have to be fleeced by local councils demanding high parking charges when you shop from home.
But where will this leave theatres, particularly those who depend on the footfall of pedestrians and a lively, safe local environment to be part of? Will theatres be the last places standing? In the amazingly short-sighted cuts of arts funding by local councils like those in Newcastle, they’ve failed to see what an economic driver the local arts have been there in regenerating the area.
And let’s not forget how miserable Times Square was in the 80s, when theatres were the last places standing, but few were actually operating. The wholesale clean-up of the area has meant that it now both a thriving retail and entertainment centre; each has benefited the other. And Broadway’s renewed health has been central to it.
Quote of the week
From a Times interview by Libby Purves with Freddie Fox, now appearing in the West End transfer of The Judas Kiss to the Duke of York’s, on the changes he’s had to think about as a result of the move from Hampstead:
In a smaller space like the Hampstead the audience can see round the sides, achieve that feeling of looking through a keyhole at another age, intimate moments. Here there’s a huge proscenium arch and you’ve got to project into that dead area under the overhang – reaching the Circle is easy but you’ve really got to think of the back stalls.

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Mark, I’m sure we’re all very happy for you that you’ve found love late in life. We notice that you recently refused to go to Peckham on the grounds that your partner made you turn round and go home. Now you’ve stopped going to Trafalgar Studio 2 because he doesn’t like it. They are not the worst seats in London. They’re perfectly decent seats unless you’ve recently had a hip replacement, in which case almost all theatre seats are likely to be a challenge.
Not only have you stopped going to Trafalgar 2, you feel the need to go further and lay into it publicly twice in three days. Is there nothing you won’t do for love? You have thus comprehensively rained on the dreams of Fringe theatre companies who see that venue as an affordable route to a bigger life. Look at Mercury Fur – started life on the Fringe, transferred to Trafalgar 2 and now nominated for an Offie for best production.
Time to stop reviewing and blogging with your cock, old man.Report comment
@Trafalgar Studios Lover: Thanks for your comment — I appreciate, from your chosen user name, that you like a venue that I don’t.
Just to clarify: the trip to Peckham that you refer to, which I once blogged about and you clearly remember, was actually for a film, not a play, so no theatre lost out. I appreciate that the Trafalgar Studios 2 provides an opportunity for fringe companies to reach the ‘big time’ – or at least a West End address. But my point is that, in its current configuration/state, it is no different to playing the White Bear. (But at a much higher cost to the company) Unless someone protests, the conditions won’t change….
As for MERCURY FUR, I’m pleased to say that I was on the Offies panel that awarded it that nomination. And yes, I saw the show at the Trafalgar Studios 2, not the Old Red Lion. So it’s a recognition I may not have been able to give it had I *not* seen it at Trafalgar. But I can’t get to everything anyway — no one can. So to take one venue, out of over 100 in London, out of the running only increases the opportunities for me to go elsewhere.Report comment
To Trafalgar Theatre Lover. Long before Mark was lucky enough to find love, he has always called the industry out on negative Patron expiereinces, from seats to staff to sightlines. As a producer on the fringe, I want to know if someone I respect has a legitimite gripe with a venue. It certainly gives me food for thought as to if I want to put a production in there or not? I’m not saying my descision will be soley based on Mr Shentons opinion, but thank god for people like Mark who call venues out for offering rubbish conditions. Producers and actors in this industry until they have reached a certain level can be fearful and cautious about opening our mouth for fear of offending, it’s people likie Mark who are in a posistion to call out venues can actually cause them to address issues and make it a more plesent expierience all round.Report comment
Get the old queen a chair and a couple of aspirins.Report comment
Couple of complete dick comments on this blog – Mr Shenton – you have a lot more patience and kindness than I would have in a similar situation! However, I do think it’s sad that you are dismissing a theatre and I hope that change your mind when you’re feeling better. You might miss out on another Mercury Fur!Report comment